commanderabutt:

american sex education

(Source: tykittaa, via gnarly)

(Source: ash-ofpallet, via gnarly)

if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now

(via forgave)

dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

(Source: tibets, via stormafter)

skittle-happy-matt:

goonpunch:

thesteven1:

#Read to filth by the Queen of England.

The queen has reached dangerous levels of sass

Gays Save The Queen

skittle-happy-matt:

goonpunch:

thesteven1:

#Read to filth by the Queen of England.

The queen has reached dangerous levels of sass

Gays Save The Queen

(via ridinghi)

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via beholden-caulfield)

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

(via gnarly)

ruinedchildhood:

when you see someone with the same icon as you 

image

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rubybellucci:

*watches anaconda video*

me: *does 100 squats*

(via horens)

wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

(via acomas)

*me watching X Factor*

kobetyrant:

me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!

Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.

me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again

(via horens)

pennanpayper:

what she says: I’m okay
what she means: almonds are kind of overrated, like they’re good but not great

(via yoloboobs)

Pursuant to my continuing education, tonight I shall teach myself to roll a blunt..one-handed.

Dau Voire (via kushandwizdom)

fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words 

(via horens)

north american education system: COLLEGE???? COLLEGE COLLEGE
north american education system: COLLEGE
north american education system: *points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?
north american education system: *picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE
north american education system: *throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE