bird: chirps
me: wtf what tab is that coming from

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via thetowndrugdealer)

lamardeuse:

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE 1,000,000 NOTES.

lamardeuse:

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE 1,000,000 NOTES.

(Source: xlikesx, via propertyofwckd)

lipsnlimbs:

This is so real

lipsnlimbs:

This is so real

(via propertyofwckd)

porucz:

cat-astrophe

porucz:

cat-astrophe

(via tastefullyoffensive)

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

(via gnarly)

meladoodle:

the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash

(Source: meladoodle, via a-lumpy-timelord)

jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

(via gnarly)

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

image

image

(via gnarly)

(Source: ozeia, via acomas)

(via gnarly)

tairygreenesactingschool:

heteroh:

can we please acknowledge this ignorance

Call y’all please log on to twitter and drag him?

(via propertyofwckd)

(Source: fassyy, via thunderwarriors)

madeofplantsandmagic:

majormitchmajor:

lukeaustinyeah:

little-king-of-the-stage:

His tattoo translates to ‘faggot’. WHY

Because i am one.



“Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour, and it can never be used to hurt you.”
-George R.R Martin.

madeofplantsandmagic:

majormitchmajor:

lukeaustinyeah:

little-king-of-the-stage:

His tattoo translates to ‘faggot’. WHY

Because i am one.

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“Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour, and it can never be used to hurt you.”

-George R.R Martin.

(via propertyofwckd)